Someone wrote to me:
I always thought a paradox was two physicians.
But I'd like it explained why "we're damned if we do, and damned if we
don't."
I'd like a satisfactory explanation of "jumbo shrimp."
How about "Government Intelligence."
What about "lipstick?" It comes right off.
My responses:
Damned if we do, damned if we don't because I'm not a Christian.
Jumbo shrimp because the ones with floppy ears can't pronounce the letter D.
Government intelligence because intelligence implies penetrating thoughts, and
the government is always looking for ways to screw you.
Lipstick because it makes women look hotter, and therefore kisses last longer.
(Obviously not serious.)
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